Odin’s Parenting Guide 101
Chapter 1: Adopting the Child of Your Worst Enemy
Chapter 2: Using Your Adopted Child’s Horse Baby as Transportation
Chapter 3: Banishing Your First-born Son to Earth on his Big Day
Chapter 4: Convenient Odin Sleep
Chapter 5: Telling Your Extremely Upset and Mentally Crazed Son “No” When He’s Hanging Off a Pole to His Imminent Death